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By Moe Lane Posted in Archived | Keith Olbermann is OUTRAGED! | Truth is Stranger than fiction because fiction has to make sense — Comments (4) / Email this page » / Leave a comment »

Bush's New Dentist Faces Tough Confirmation Hearing (Via IMAO). This part was especially good:

The media, meanwhile, has often portrayed Applebaum as a beneficiary of nepotism, as both his father and grandfather worked in the dental profession. Some critics have been even harsher. In a recent segment that has been highly circulated on the Internet and within the political blogosphere, MSNBC's Keith Olbermann called Applebaum, 52, a "spineless hypocrite who is being called on not to clean teeth, but to obsequiously kowtow to the Bush administration."

"In a 1987 checkup with a young child who shall remain nameless, you purportedly discouraged the consumption of so-called 'sweets,' but just moments later, sir, you rewarded that same child with a lollipop from the office treasure chest," Olbermann said during a "special comment" addressed to Applebaum on the program Countdown. "Are we to believe that you do not classify lollipops as 'sweets,' sir? And more importantly: Is this really the man we want scraping the gums of the leader of the free world?"

I'd just like to note for the record that, to normal people*, Keith Olbermann sounds precisely like this all the time.

Moe

*Not that I'd know, not being actually normal or anything.