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Just a Company of American paratroopers, a guitar plugged
into the outpost's PA system, and a whole lot of demolitions.
I believe that this child has a promising future in the Democratic Party.
By Moe Lane Posted in Archived — Comments (11) / Email this page » / Leave a comment »
Because if the question/response to this isn't part of their entrance interview, it should be:
Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.
13 years old, mind you - and that's not a comment on the morality of it all; it's a comment on how quickly kids pick up on politically correct weasel words these days.
Via AoSHQ.
Moe
PS: I say "promising future" not because the child is 13 years old, but because no actual sex was involved.
PPS: No, for him to have a promising future in the Republican Party he'd have to just tell the hookers "Hey, the charge cleared, didn't it? Why do you care? It's not like it's your money anyway."
they were people of restricted growth
by pilgrim
Well, at least they didn't claim a carnal knowledge disability.
The purpose of communist propaganda was not to persuade or convince, nor to inform, but to humiliate; and therefore, the less it corresponded to reality the better.
Dr. Theodore Dalrymple
Great story
by gensec
Must have been a pretty weird night for the hookers too. Imagine what was going through their minds.
The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played "Halo" on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services.
I suppose that demonstrated ability to think on their feet (instead of getting off their feet as usual) should qualify them for some Foggy Bottom positions in an Obama administration.
Ralph had reportedly told police that his father wouldn't mind, as it was his birthday last week and he had forgot to get him a present. The father, a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise trip to Disneyland instead.
Oy. Kids today...
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He's well on his way already.
by NightTwister
Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.
Gotta be a hoax
by RightMichigan.com
A) They wouldn't release the name of a 13 year old convincted of any crime, would they?
B) The last line about wanting to be a politician? A little too "on the nose."
C) So the delivery guy helped them score $1,000 a night working girls but also called the police? C'mon.
D) The WoW and restricted growth lines are awesome but unless this kid is the freaking Rain Man he's not coming up with that at 13.
Nice try though.
--Nick
www.RightMichigan.com
can't argue with the hoax
by Andysforsmalgovernment
But since no political party was mentioned, we can only assume he's a Dem.
"Government of the people, by the people, for the people."
A. Lincoln
The innocence of youth
by Bob Frazier
This is one of the funniest things I have read in a long time.
The delivery of fritos and oreos. Buying two hookers because "that is what you are supposed to do when you win something big" and then playing XBox with them.
I have just the excuse when he runs for office.
"I ordered but I did not consumate."
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