Native Americans
Posted at 2:36pm on Jun. 27, 2008 "Obamabus *HUNGERS*!!!!!"
"Prepare the Native American voting bloc for the sacrifice!"
By Moe Lane
Yeah, I'm anthropomorphizing: I currently see Obamabus as being this vaguely humanoid yellow school bus, drawn in a vaguely Aztec style (or maybe I'm thinking Mayan). The important thing has to be that the left hand/front tire needs to holding a bowl with the word "Hope" on it and the right hand/front tire needs to have a knife with the word "Change." And, oh yeah, make sure that the Obamaseal is right in the middle of what we should probably call its "chest."
Or something like that.
Anyway, the latest victims of Obamabus are, ironically enough, Native American groups. Apparently the Senator has learned the fine old Washingtonian tradition of making a deal with Native tribes, then casually breaking it at the first sign of inconvenience:
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